Dirty Dowsing Rod

A sexual act in which a man exposes his boner in a public outdoor area, wandering aimlessly while pointing it towards the ground. When he randomly chooses to stop, he immediately proceeds to rub one out on the ground beneath him. If asked what he is doing, he explains he is dowsing for a well.

1.) Jenny saw someone performing a dirty dowsing rod in Central Park this morning as she was going for a jog.
2.) Larry was arrested at 3pm today for performing a dirty dowsing rod.

by Moonshine Billy February 25, 2015

dissing

talking mean bout someone to the face or behind their back

Stop dissing my mates they are good people don't talk about them in a bad way

by Dissing March 23, 2017

Dosing

The act of taking LSD. as in ACID. as in lysergic acid diethylamide.

not dxm. cough syrup is fuckin stupid.

I was dosing, now I'm seeing time and melting into the sidewalk

by poophead444 June 18, 2011

dissing

Utterances of a (dis)respectful nature.

I was dissing Balazsr's on AOL for his/her lame comebacks.

by Bohemian Earth Mother April 12, 2005

snake dissing

Snake dissing is the way that wiggas say sneak dissing.

Deshawn *whispers* Look at Roberts bitch ass clothes.
Dontrell *whispers* Word up, straight Salvation Army.
Bob AY YO WHY YOU SNAKE DISSING MAYN Y'ALL ARE SNAKES!

by MacAntics May 14, 2015

dissing

where you take the piss out of someone or something

jerk: hahaha, your penis is so small brad, you cant even lose your virginity

Bystander:Jeez man, stop dissing brad bro

by french baghet June 10, 2018

nano-dosing

Using utra small dosages not to trigger a psychotropic effect

We didn't want to get high or feel out of sorts, so we took turns nano-dosing

by emilejfagerstromiv December 11, 2018