dorkin out

Immersing oneself in any activity normally considered "dorky" by cool people.

"Troy bought a new game and spent all day dorkin out on the computer"

by Dorkino April 29, 2004

Doris

Doris is the girl of your dreams. She is adorable, funny, and overall perfect. She is sassy and sexy. Just her being there makes you happy. Her smile is the cutest thing you will ever see. She will always make you happy when things are hard. She will be your queen. She will be your world. Doris is the kind of girl to be cute and sexy at the same time. Doris is creative and very hardworking. She will always be by your side. If you have a Doris, treat her like a Diamond, but not just any Diamond, the last Diamond in the universe.

Person 1. Hey this is my girlfriend Doris.
Person 2. Wow she's beautiful, you better keep her.
Person 1. I plan to.

by Jack Arteaga December 8, 2018

Doris Day Parking

If you watch old Doris Day movies, she has the most amazing parking luck and timing. Ms. Day was one of the first ladies to drive solo in movies and she had the uncanny knack of pulling up in front of the bank, butcher, office, etc. and getting the spot right in front of the door.

As such, Doris Day Parking spots are the PERFECT parking spots - mere steps to the door of any establishment. Good mojo for Doris Day Parking is said to to be acquired by singing the Doris Day version of "Que Sera Sera" as you approach the area in which you are seeking a parking spot.

I was short on time when I drove to the bank at lunch, so I sang "Que Sera Sera" the whole way. When I arrived there was Doris Day Parking; the spot was so close, three steps from my car to the door.

by DD Parking February 11, 2008

Dockis

A cross between a dick, cock, and penis. When you don't know which to say to a girl, you combine them all. Dockis is the true scientific name for a dick, cock or penis. They are usually 1 - 24 inches in length, and come in many colors.

Boy: Hey would you wanna suck my dockis after school sometime?

Girl: I love sucking dockises, of course!

Boy: Sweet, my dockis is getting sorta hard.

Girl: Stop, or I'm going to punch you in your dockis.

by dockisrules April 6, 2011

dorkus

A couple of quirky people who feed off each others dork-like demeanor to enhance the dorkiness

Edis and Lindsay are totally Dorkus

by lj23456 February 24, 2013

Dorkus

A word Linus Sebastian decided to make up as a combination of dork and doofus

The use of mobile technology on the street is so ubiquitous that you don't look like a dorkus.

by ccrider95 February 4, 2015

Dorbist

Derived from the phrase "Don't Rock the Boat" (DoRB), Dorbist is a term used (as either noun or adjective) to describe the tendency inherent in senior managers, or others with a stake in a system, to take no action to improve services, address problems or tackle problematic people/issues that are obvious to those working under them.

Someone exhibiting reluctance to act when faced with obvious problems or other negative consequences flowing from the poor/misguided/ill-informed decisions of their seniors.

Derived from Dorbism: a reluctance to act as an agent for positive change due to the perceived risk that such action will be viewed negatively by superiors, or those perceived as having 'power' or influence (including the press)

Despite the Government's recent cuts in funding for education, it is clear that most university Vice Chancellors are Dorbist from their relative silence on the matter.

The inherent Dorbism of my boss is clear from her complete passivity in the face of recent staff redundancies

by DesignThinking October 16, 2010