dosified

When M$ Windows / DOS departs from the standards of real operating systems, creating headaches for developers and tech people in general.

That dosified php script will need to be stripped of carriage returns in order to be useful.

by Lee Newton January 27, 2009

porkified

containng pork or other non-halal or kosher ingredients; dirty; disgusting.

I totally would have macked on that baked ziti, but it was porkified with suasage.

I would not touch that porkified skank.

by jmasilotti June 15, 2008

dirkafied

Adjective: Possessing or exhibiting the properties of a dirka. esp. when describing inantimate objects or events. Malfuctioning, flawed, unresponsive, corrupt, broken.

1.) This cell phone gets no service, it is so dirkafied!
2.) The referee's calls are dirkafied, that's the third turnover this quarter.

by Elvishfarmer June 30, 2006

donkified

A puishment of splitting someones hair in half for their bitchiness.

Look at that terrible split in Marion's hair! He must have been donkified.

They're mean to me, I hope they all get donkified.

by nutellasimba! December 21, 2011

Dormifieds

Classifieds that are for college kids. Introduced to the world by paperboytoday.com the dormifides help people sell their books, computers, and what ever else, just like normal classifieds.

www.paperboytoday.com
home of the dormifieds

by Ralphieboneillo February 24, 2009

Darnified

The term refering to something that would be worn by a retard named Darnie

Yo, fa-darzzle, dat shirt is off the darnified.

by Darnie April 7, 2003

dinkified

(dink ih fy); dinkifying (dink ih fy ing)

1) To make one dumber
2) Be reduced to the lowest levels of stupidity
3) Become a dinkus

Example 1:

Stop hanging out with her. She is dinkifying you.

Example 2:

Person 1: I want to put a bunch of bowling balls in a pillow case and beat someone with it.

Person 2: Dude, have you been dinkified?

by guitarguy16 March 31, 2009