cockadoodle dooed

This is when a woman is awakened by either her husband or boyfriend's cock in her mouth. The act of cockadoodle dooing is usually accompanied by the man yelling " COCKADOODLE DOO! " immediately proceeding cock insertion.

My girlfriend was pissed this morning after she had been cockadoodle dooed.

by King Cobra 31 December 4, 2011

Scooby-Dooed

When you are too high to participate in real life

That fifth blunt had me straight scooby-dooed yesterday

by Zootyscooty August 20, 2016

doored

the act of being hit by a door while it is being opened.

Dude i just got doored.

by damanwitdaplan85 February 14, 2009

Doover

Something unspecified whose name is either forgotten or not known. Australian slang.

1. I found the doover out by the car.
2. Where's that doover I use to clean the computer screen.
3. Have you seen my yellow er... the round, yellow er... doover?

by redsu November 12, 2006

Dooked

Shit on

She dooked my dick last night

by Dr Herminator May 11, 2020

Doomed

Doomed. to be irreversibly and completely fucked. to be fated to have life shit a massive pile of mammoth dung on you. destined to ruin and a bad end. to be doomed is to be condemned to to doom

Dillon is doomed. he will never succeed. he will fail and life will shit on him. all his shit will be fucked. failure is inevitable.
nothing will turn out right and ruin is his fate.

by diesirae314 November 2, 2011

Dooged

To get "dooged".
Involves a promise of great inebriation only to be informed that its Good Friday (or similar) and all the pubs are shut.

"Yay we're in Dublin on a stag night, but its Good Friday so we can't drink. Guys, we've been dooged"

by hauntedchippy April 13, 2007