norman the doorman

a rather socially awkward being who is not intellectually gifted and will gain human interaction by holding doors open for strangers.

"That creep over there, ye just know they're a right Norman the Doorman"

by 2000NKPM April 10, 2017

doormat guy

One who thinks he will get laid by women if he puts them on a pedestal but actually becomes 'laid'-out on their front door and is used to clean their shoes.
Careful what you wish for.

"He's being a doormat guy to her, why doesn't he stand up for himself?"

by mogydee July 9, 2018

Leland dorman

A ancient variation of human life. This special type of human eats everything in its path, sleeps on a floor matress, weights approximately 6009 pounds, has blue hair, and absolutely loves macdonalds.

You just ate 16 buildings and all of the food in my fridge you fat Leland dorman.

by Quandalian dingleson April 1, 2022

doormatted

To be treated with contempt, especially by someone you trust, i.e. boss, friend, significant other

"Your boss doormatted you for 18 months before he finally promoted you."

by Monsterboxer January 27, 2010

Doormat

Somebody who is always walked all over

"Damn, that loser is such a doormat, he'll do anything you'll tell him!"

by Dale Kerrigan March 27, 2004

Back-door man

A married woman's lover, who is, incidentally, a legendary figure in blues numbers.

- Let's drink one for the road!

- No, I am late!

- No worries, man! Back-door man will be out when you arrive at home anyway.

by William Warney June 2, 2014

Dormant Fart

a fart that starts off as a small, deliberate fart, but then you suddenly realize that it isn't safe to fart at the moment, so you hold the rest of the fart as long as you can. When it's safe to fart, the fart will be about as loud as a fully-loaded whoopie cushion fart.

Jonny was at work, and farted at his desk when nobody was around. Before he finished the fart, his boss walked in to check on everyone. By the time the boss left, Jonny released his Dormant Fart, and everybody in the surrounding offices heard it. Including the boss.

by Overlord Oozumpti June 11, 2009