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Doozart

The official Definition of a Doozart is an orand mechanical penis.

Different Forms
You may Have seen different forms of Doozart including dooz and doozy. Dooz originated from Doozart and is usually used to make fun of a person or object.

History
Doozart can date back to the early Greeks. King Nick III said in his diary "The Spartan soldiers acted like a bunch of doozarts out on the battlefield". The Roman Emporer Mike VII said " I hope our stong city raises smart and strong people rather then Doozarts". Sir Hoover the wise said " They can just get ot of here there all just a bunch of doozarts." The ancient eygeptians put many doozarts in their scrips for plays. Doozarts were also popular in the 1700's to throw at the enemy in battle to gross them out. During world War II they Dropped diseased doozarts over the enemy to start an epidemic in their country.

Usage today
Today usaully kids and teenagers say doozart or dooz to make fun of one another. The strongest usage of doozart is in Catonsville, MD.

Words that come from doozart
Duesenberg is a early car that comes from the word doozart.
Usage
Doozart can be used as a noun, Example: Get that doozart out of my face.
Doozart can be used as a verb, Example: I doozed around with Sally last night.
Doozart can be used as an Adjective, Example: I don't give a rats dooz.
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doofer

A Doofer can be anything. When you can't think of the name of an object or item just replace the unknown name with doofer and hey presto.
"Margret Wheres thats doofer for the wotsit?"
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Related Words

Doofproof

Something that is so simple to complete or understand that even a doof couldn't screw it up.
"A.J. How do I make easy mac?"
"Charlotte....Easy mac is pretty much DoofProof. Your such a doof."
by charbaelater January 12, 2008
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dogfart

The noise coming out of a little white girl's punani when she gets fucked from behind, aka doggystyle, by a black monsterdong. Synonym for pussyfart.
Technically, each time the big schlong penetrates the white girl's fanny, it pushes air into the vagina. This pumping and pushing creates a wet sucking noise, resembling a fart. The bigger the dong and the tinier the pussy, the bigger the decibels.

A group of black monsterschlongs who made it their trademark of digging tiny white chicks, decided to name their website after the phenomenon of the dogfart.
"Vrrrooot-phweeshh-brroattt", did you hear that, she just gave us her first dogfart.
by Giannifurioso December 28, 2005
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Dooface

What you affectionately and jokingly call your friend or loved one. A combination of dufus and face.
Hey dooface, want to go see the new movie tonight?
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doolaroo

Make sure the baby's doolaroo is pointed down before you change his diaper
by JoyceWilson November 20, 2018
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doofbrain

a doofus, used as an insult. very dumb person and is an idiot
hes such a doofbrain
by hendobro June 2, 2019
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