Sperm Donater

A father who is never around, therefore, a sperm donater.

Girl: "Mom, sperm donater called!" Mom: "Tell him I'm busy!"

by Sperm donater! August 15, 2009

donker

Another word for Penis.

I'll cut off your donker.

by g0blin September 1, 2004

donker

A mystical creature that was created in the land of Brunet St, more specifically, the tree of wisdom. They are most known for the estranged sound it makes. 'Eeeee-yuh'

In the winter, the donker's used their pond as an ice rink.

by mugwump99 March 7, 2008

Donker

A compound of Donkey+Fucker

that Bitch is a Donker

by Dusty Bottoms 69 July 1, 2007

Donker

It means a fat dick

Lemme suck that donker

by Big bum John January 22, 2019

Stonk Donkler

A friend being stupid at the bar. Could be from being drunk or just being a tool.

Dude, quit being a stonk donkler and order me a beer!

by infiltrator June 5, 2009

Donker

This is large knobby turd that really thuds the porcelain when you are on the toilet.

Dude, my anus was twisted after dropping a donker this morning.

by jimmy jam slam February 21, 2009