Donkey Shank

To insert ones finger into another persons asshole causing them to squeal like a donkey. It often causes bleeding of the anus as if it was shanked. Also known as a cadolfi.

After Anthony donkey shanked me my asshole bled.

by Memelordicus December 28, 2018

Donkey Bobsleigh

The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you ofcourse). The Donkey Bobsleigh is when you do this at the top of a flight of stairs and straight after the punch you ride her down the stairs like a bobsleigh!

i got a donkey bobsleigh last night!

by bollardboy August 14, 2009

Donkey Kong 64

Name of a video game that came out in 1998-1999 for the Nintendo 64 only. Developed by Rare published by nintendo it was a hit game for its time and still fun, holding nintendos first game Donkey Kong Arcade that came out scince 1981 with 5 main characters
Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Lanky Kong, Tiny Kong, Chunky Kong.
story line: King K. Rool wants to destroy DK Island and has captured DKs 4 relatives.

G1: Wanna play Donkey Kong 64?
G2: sure... but what about G3?
G3: nah... how about G4? he likes it
G4: HECK YEAH!
G1,2,3: WTF!

by MarioPWNS March 20, 2008

donkey optimist

That unflagging and dedicated optimist who always imagines that the shit pile contains a happy little donkey.

She is undoubtedly the most pronounced donkey optimist I have ever come across.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 25, 2019

Donkey Kong that hoe

When a Bitch is acting up so you hit here on the top of the head using your fist like a hammer. this technique is used to avoid domestic violence charges as you cant see a bruise on the top of your head.

Sean: Wheres ashley at?
Jarvis: That bitch put her hands on me so i had to donkey kong that hoe.

by Fave000 August 25, 2010

Donkeh

when you say donkey in the most Scottish ascent you have. or you are doing a impression of Shrek which is more likely

Dude1: say Donkeh

Dude2: ok DOOOOOOONKEHHHHH!!!!!!!

by a very concerned individual September 19, 2019

Donked Out

Donked out:

1. To drop out of an event/evening through stupidity or over indulgence.

2. To fail generally at a task.

"Christ lads, what happened to the Shiel twins last night? Tom donked out with a diabetic episode and Dan got sun stroke, total Donks"

"Did you see Shiel get knocked back by chebs and her mate, he donked out big time"

by Big J Macc June 23, 2009