(V) The act of using a single digit on one's hand in a hopeless effort to sexually arouse his/her bitch. Also knows as the one finger to rule them all or the one finger wonder. Opposite of the Hulk Finger.
-I tried Dobbinsing this one girl last night but she wasn't feeling it.
-Friend 1 "I tried to get my girl to squirt last night but nothing happened."
Friend 2 "Where you using the Dobbins?"
-Frodo was ever so grateful when his uncle Bilbo graced him with the "One Finger to Rule Them All", however, it was not long before he discovered this power was for naught.
-Friend 1 "I tried to get my girl to squirt last night but nothing happened."
Friend 2 "Where you using the Dobbins?"
-Frodo was ever so grateful when his uncle Bilbo graced him with the "One Finger to Rule Them All", however, it was not long before he discovered this power was for naught.
by Steeldrumer24 December 4, 2014
Get the The Dobbins mug.I ripped that bitch a new one with my throbbin' dobbin. I don't know what was bigger, her eyes when she saw it or her hole after I reamed it.
by pornhorn55 January 9, 2010
Get the throbbin' dobbin mug.A very strange phenomenon has recently been observed in patients whom have been diagnosed with having both N.P.D. and Tourette Syndrome. In rare cases, these two diseases have spontaneously fused with one another to form a deadly super-disease known as Dolinski Syndrome.
Symptoms of DS include:
-cold shallow eyes
-paper thin smile
-callous obnoxious laughter
-repeatedly inappropriate behavior
-lacking sincere emotional connection
-underestimating the value of friendship
-grossly misunderstanding the meaning of love
Symptoms of DS include:
-cold shallow eyes
-paper thin smile
-callous obnoxious laughter
-repeatedly inappropriate behavior
-lacking sincere emotional connection
-underestimating the value of friendship
-grossly misunderstanding the meaning of love
"Dolinski Syndrome has no cure. Although it is not contagious, DS is a very serious form of mental illness and there is a real danger for those closest to the afflicted. A full and immediate quarantine is strongly recommended."
by Scorched Birth August 23, 2011
Get the Dolinski Syndrome mug.The act of taking an attractive man and mentally picturing he has no junk in his trunk.
Usually done when a man is off limits (a friend's ex, gay, just a friend,etc.)
You picture that if you were to pull down his pants there would be nothing there.
Imagining a man has no sexual organ, but is rather smooth in his nether regions like a ken doll.
Usually done when a man is off limits (a friend's ex, gay, just a friend,etc.)
You picture that if you were to pull down his pants there would be nothing there.
Imagining a man has no sexual organ, but is rather smooth in his nether regions like a ken doll.
Ya, he is attractive, but he is my best friend's ex so I have been ken dolling him since them and always will. He has no D in my mind because he has been ken dolled
by slangslingingslasher February 2, 2014
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Person 1: Someone help me , a school shooter has entered the classroom !
Person 2: Do you see that autistic kid running around in flames ?
Person 3: What a demon , I heard his name is Dobi Oli Free , I think he can save us
*Dobi Oli free grabs a table , and hits the shooter
*The shooter drops on the floor unconscious
Person 4:Dobi Oli Free , saved us !
Person 2: Do you see that autistic kid running around in flames ?
Person 3: What a demon , I heard his name is Dobi Oli Free , I think he can save us
*Dobi Oli free grabs a table , and hits the shooter
*The shooter drops on the floor unconscious
Person 4:Dobi Oli Free , saved us !
by Professional Redditor March 12, 2023
Get the Dobi Oli Free mug.When one sits too far back on the toilet seat while defecating and accidentally leaves small dobs of fecal matter on the edge of the seat.
Roger called janitorial services up to the executive washroom because one of the managers failed to situate properly on the toilet and ended up Dirt Dobbing.
by Eaton Holgoode November 19, 2015
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A doblin is a small, semi-protruding turd resting at the mouth of the anus such that you can't anticipate its presence until your hand—through the toilet paper—makes contact.
Removal of a doblin without smearing generally requires a delicate pinching motion.
Failure to address a doblin before standing results in heavy smudging around the anal cavity.
A doblin is a small, semi-protruding turd resting at the mouth of the anus such that you can't anticipate its presence until your hand—through the toilet paper—makes contact.
Removal of a doblin without smearing generally requires a delicate pinching motion.
Failure to address a doblin before standing results in heavy smudging around the anal cavity.
I tried to go dancing after Chinese last night, but a huge doblin fucked my whole night up.
I know I need more fiber when the doblins start coming out.
I know I need more fiber when the doblins start coming out.
by scatburglar June 28, 2018
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