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doilam, doilum

A fool, an imbecile, an idiot, a cretin. Derived from geordies who live in the northern eastern part of england.
"Fuck off you doilum/doilam"
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fetus doilie

A stylized human fetus placed in the center of a doilie. Typically seen in fundamentalist Christian households.
"Hey man you all set for the abortion clinic protest tomorrow"

"Oh yeah bro, my mom knitted me a great fetus doilie"
by Nuggleteer January 13, 2010
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ass doilies

Plain and simple: those flushable paper toilet seat covers!
Hey Marge! Can you get an old T-shirt out of the van please? They're out of ass doilies in here!
by Telephony July 22, 2019
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doil

The year 11 version of MC/GC. Used to refer to "deals" but in a boganish/woggish way, takes the place of any verb.
Gr8 doils if you know what I faaaaaaaaaaaaaakin mooooooooooooin
Oy doilface, I gotta go to doiltown, I'll be back before doiltoim.
by MC-Jihad July 2, 2007
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Doily Queen

A gay man who keeps his home like an old lady would, which would surprise you had you not seen their home before based on how they carry themselves in the outside world.
The home would most likely be filled with gorgeous and well-kept antiques, little ceramic figurines and other fancy (but lame) knick-knacks, and DOILIES on everything. This home is often shared with an annoying, tiny, yippy dog that no one loves but the owner.

These Doily Queens often surprise those who have only met or seen them in the outside world. They often go to leather or biker bars, have unkempt facial hair, and possibly have sex in these seedy bars.
by CadeRageous January 10, 2009
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dilzner

A man's penis, see also wang, schlong, dong.
She was acting freaky and jiggling my zipper so I took my dilzner out and slapped her in the face with it.
by SpodyO October 28, 2004
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Dilzmo

The coolest person that ever lived on the earth in ancient roman times
yo that kid is DILZMO!
by dilzmo April 24, 2008
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