dogfood

A retard

Look at Dogfood SUCK

by Anonymous July 24, 2003

dogfood

When you eat out your dog

I'm so horny I could eat dogfood.

by John Tapley October 8, 2007

dogfood

Dogfood refers to an male erection, or boner

he likes it when i eat his dogfood because everyone knows oral is better than handjobs

by punkdtn May 23, 2006

Dogfood

Food dogs eat.

The guy knew many great people through family and friends, some were even kind enough to send him dogfood to snack on while he was in jail to show their appreciation of knowing him and how great it was that everybody in life has no evil in them.

by Solid Mantis June 2, 2020

Dogfooding

The sexual act of licking and eating shit/clinkers from another persons arsehole. Thus creating a similar image of a dog having its tea.

My girlfriend had a shit last night, but didn’t wipe properly so I ended up dogfooding her all night.

by Passmore69 July 3, 2020

Dogfood Queen

A woman who is so good at being a bitch, she would put false charges on her loving husband, let the police station run a train on her raggedey ass and still lose the case.

Its sad to hear felisha is a dogfood Queen

by Turdfurd March 3, 2021

dogfooded

When a mushy, wet substance (like the consistency of wet dog food) vaguely retains it's shape after leaving its container, commonly associated with a wet pop sound when it lands on something.

The refried beans dogfooded when it fell out of the can.

by Tin-can Trash Man January 28, 2022