dodging a bullet

Something that your future self will thank you for. Also: having successfully avoided a sticky situation.

When offering me the job, Criss Angel cut my salary request in half. Then he told me that he was doing ME a favor because working with him meant working with a celebrity and his "Magic Kids". Bahahahahah! Saying no to that was like dodging a bullet!

by julesSD October 16, 2013

Digeree-dooing

After a few joints, the behaviour of being completely spaced and not knowing whats going on. Mild rocking and head rocking occurs, normally coinsides with munchies. People in this state cannot be talked to normally or moved in anyway. They're just on a mad one.

"Dude you were digeree-dooing so hard last night, u completely missed out on the birthday cake."
"Wha' man, no way"

by robhotchoc September 10, 2011

Dinger Dodging

When one goes onto chatroulette or omegle, etc. and attempts to avoid penises, sadly to no avail.

Dude, I went onto Omegle last night and holy fuck, I had to do some serious dinger dodging to avoid the guys jerking off.

by IAmHeAsYouAreMeAndWeAreWe June 2, 2013

Scooby Dooing

A way of getting bad neighbors to move away by using tactics of fright. Common examples would be dressing up as ghosts, using strange noises/lights, and creeping out neighbors with well crafted props.

Bill had a family that just moved next to him with the most annoying set of dogs, he figured he'd have to do some Scooby dooing to get them out of the neighborhood.

by failias October 7, 2011

Dodding

Dodding is when a man masturbates while defecating. This activity might also be involved into sexual intercourse, in which the man is taking a dump in the middle of the act.

Christopher is dodding!

by Craptaker86 January 2, 2010

people dodging

The art of dodging people in narrow hallways, on stairs, on a side walk etc..

Billy had 30 seconds to get to his physics class, but between him and room 205 was a hallway filled with hormone covered high school students. Billy knew just what to do.

* EPIC PEOPLE DODGING *

"HOLY SHIT, did you see Billy Turner just totally people dodge his way to rm 205? Talk about epic!"

by Jackerfack November 13, 2009

dodong

An extremely dumb person, a step away from being retarded

Why would you eat that dog shit?! You're a freakin dodong.

by coolio5251 September 9, 2006