dodged

Getting away quickly, jumping around or under something or avoiding something unpleasant. Verb: dodgeing.

-The rabbit dodged the hunters aiming gun.
-The football player dodged around the defense.
-The groom dodged his wedding.

by amtweaker November 25, 2005

Dodied

adj: A sensation one gets when smoking a large amount of marijuana.

Vince: Damn fool I'm dodied as fuck!

Jenn: Yea that shit bomb as fuck!

by 310highinthedro October 3, 2008

Dodged a Bullet

When you invite a girl swimming at your family house over the weekend but realize from her Twitter during the week that she is batshit crazy and you haven't yet sent her the address, you've dodged a bullet.

It appears she isn't as bright as I thought she was. Guess I dodged a bullet there.

by Ace Abubakar April 14, 2021

dodged that bullet

The feeling after seeing that your bitchy ex-girlfriend has aged poorly, is obese or looks generally bad after some years.

Oh my God! have you seen Martha? she looks awful. What happened to her? I'm happy I dodged that bullet.

by Xurritox December 12, 2012

dodged that bullet

To get yourself out of a sticky situation. A close call.

"I almost ran over this squirrel in the street today, but I swerved and hit this sharp, jaggedy tree. So it's all good. I sure dodged that bullet, but missed and fell off the building."

by Ranchan-sama September 25, 2006

dodged a chevy

When one pushes very hard to fart, usually after a long night of drinking, and when he or she does fart, a little bit of juice comes out, just enough to moisten the butthole but does not do enough damage to require a change of underwear.

"Damn dude, did you hear that? I just dodged a chevy there!

by The great white clark November 7, 2007

dododo

what you do when ur bored or having nothing to say

Person 1 - dodododododo
person 2 - yo ma bro watcha doin
Person 1 - singing im bored
person 2 - oh dodododododo
Person 1 - dude what r u doin?
person 2 - dunno i got nothin 2 say

by Evanescence rocks March 12, 2007