doce-itis

to have complete love for yourself think that all women wish to suck on your small dick.

man look at that guy he thinks that garbage skank wants him for his dick when she wants him for a house such doce-itis

by SexyDaddy June 26, 2009

doct

Verb, to doct, the infinitive of the action noun doctor. It means to doct or decrease one's wallet, paycheck or bank account, as opposed to heal, and healer, who are concerned with your health instead.

My mom got cancer and she went to the doctor to doct her bank account, he gave her poisons, took her money, chopped off some body parts and threw her in a grave.
Dude, should have gone to a Healer, instead.
Yeah, now you tell me.
Man, Healers heal and Doctors doct.

by Comrade Plasternasty April 21, 2009

Docket

The act of placing your dick in a pocket. Generally in the pocket of the pants you are wearing.

"I went to docket but my pocket was full."

"I docketed last night and showed it to my girl. She was impressed by the heat I was packing."

by Docketeer January 10, 2015

doct'ed

when you share access to a google document with someone.

hey, i just doct'ed you. check your email. or i don't know what you are talking about, you haven't doct'ed me yet.

by swimminginthetoilet April 28, 2010

doce

The adjective "dope" and the abbreviaton "dec" of decent conveniently put into one word, making it somewhere inbetween the two in relation to how good somthing was.

Fred: "Man that party was dope last night!"
Jack: "Yeah pretty dec, i've been to better."
Hugh: "I'm thinkin yeah, kinda doce."

by Mitch O December 18, 2006

doce

to shit on somebody

"I doced on that nigga, a few times." -Mac Dre

by mas187 October 15, 2010

docent

tour guide who in most cases doesn't get paid, but rather is forced to work long shifts in museums no one ever goes to, in order to fufill a community service obligation.

Dang, It would have been better for the judge to give me 8 months in jail, instead of making me work as a docent in this abandoned crap factory these people call a museum.

by AntiDepressantsAreFromTheAliens! August 1, 2005