Docea 

the act of cumming after anal sex,(with a male or female) then the reciever shits out the cum/lube/shit(commonly referred to as "santorum") froth out on your chest cleveland steamer-style and eats it.

Shanaynay is a nasty cunt. i herd she liek doin' tha Docea.

Docea by Anonamoz November 25, 2010

Doctape 

A sexual position where you use ducttape to keep the ass cheeks open while eating a girl out. This way you can use both hands to pleasure her.

Inventing the doctape is probably Docs greatest achievement.

Doctape by Doc Savage cult February 10, 2021

Crunk Docta 

1. n. what you become when masterfully drunk 2. adj drunk with the skills of a surgeon

"I am crunk docta right now. I haven't paid for a drink and got 3 phone numbers."

Crunk Docta by angry ostrich September 4, 2009

domeatsass 

Some gay nigga

"Hey do you know @domeatsass from instagram?"

"Nah, I'm completely heterosexual"

domeatsass by Westsidepercs September 9, 2018

decearing egg 

An obscure Japanese phrase translated into English, originally comprising of the Japanese words egu egu egu e guegu. The phrase was discovered after delving very deeply into Google Translate. Its usage and context is generally unknown, although it seems to always be typed in all caps.

I copied and pasted a bunch of crap into Google Translate in Japanese and it translated to DECEARING EGG. Is Translate still that bad at Japanese?

decearing egg by Kenoscirneh June 26, 2017

Docta Dick 

Docta Dick is an omega chad with a 12 inch dingaling. He spends most of his time saving bitches from broke ass niggas while also destroying them sexually with his thunderous cock. He's got a PHD in sexology, is also a professional gynecologist, and is always willing to help a bitch with pussy problems (not that there will be any problems while he is around). He currently holds the Guinness world record for fucking the most playboy playmates in a single day. He is the worlds greatest Smash Bros player and mains Pac-Man because only big dick people main Pac-Man. When he's not busy bare knuckle boxing professional fighters for fun, he enjoys reading the books of Mark Twain (first editions by the way) and smoking the finest and most expensive Cuban cigars (many of which were given to him by Fidel Castro). He is a connoisseur of films and doesn't watch anime because he feels anime is fucking gay. He has a homosexual Portuguese friend named Russ who is a mechanical humanoid. Russ is basically a retarded C-3PO on wheels but with skin and the world's largest dubbed anime collection (which mainly consists of many copies of Vampire Knight and Sword Art Online). Docta Dick is widely considered to be the "quintessential intellectual" by many of the great academics all over the world. He is determined to make the world a better place by destroying Zionism and purging Zionists from this great Earth because someone has to do it.

I wish Docta Dick would fuck my tight 18 year old pussy.

Docta Dick by Russ The Dubjunkie May 22, 2021

decearing 

An adjective used to describe an egg, implying the egg is disgusting or somewhat unedable.

For example, if an egg is disgusting you may say "Dude, that was such a decearing egg!"

decearing by EggDaddyExpert June 23, 2017