Docta Dick is an omega chad with a 12 inch dingaling. He spends most of his time saving
bitches from broke ass niggas while also destroying them sexually with his thunderous cock. He's got a PHD in sexology, is also a professional gynecologist, and is always willing to help a bitch with pussy problems (not that there will be any problems while he is around). He currently holds the Guinness world record for fucking the most playboy playmates in a single day. He is the worlds greatest Smash Bros
player and mains Pac-Man because only big dick
people main Pac-Man. When he's not busy bare knuckle boxing professional fighters for
fun, he enjoys reading the books of Mark Twain (first editions by the way) and smoking the finest and most expensive Cuban cigars (many of which were given to him by Fidel Castro). He is a connoisseur of films and doesn't watch anime because he feels anime is fucking gay. He has a homosexual Portuguese
friend named Russ who is a mechanical humanoid. Russ is basically a
retarded C-3PO on wheels but with
skin and the world's largest dubbed anime collection (which mainly consists of many copies of Vampire Knight and Sword Art Online). Docta Dick is widely considered to be the "quintessential intellectual" by many of the great academics all over the world. He is determined to make the world a
better place by destroying Zionism and purging Zionists from this great
Earth because someone has to do it.
