by earth smart August 17, 2017
Get the DMDSmug. Dmd is a shorter way of saying dick me down because who tf wanna say the whole thing unless you a freak freak
by Slippysmaggot November 2, 2022
Get the Dmdmug. DMD (deaf monkey disorder) is a term used to describe a silly goose that never hears ANYTHING you say correctly. Sometimes someone with this disorder will THINK they heard you correctly and will say they are correct when they clearly ARE NOT.
Person 1: “Hey! Wanna go to a party this weekend?”
Person 2: “NO WHY WOULD I DO THAT!?!?!!?!”
Person 1: “What are you talking about?”
Person 2: “I DO NOT WANNA FART ON YOU THIS WEEKEND.”
Person 1: “What the HELL are you talking about…? I did NOT say that”
Person 2: “YOU DID.”
Person 1: “whatever DMD haver…”
Person 2: “NO WHY WOULD I DO THAT!?!?!!?!”
Person 1: “What are you talking about?”
Person 2: “I DO NOT WANNA FART ON YOU THIS WEEKEND.”
Person 1: “What the HELL are you talking about…? I did NOT say that”
Person 2: “YOU DID.”
Person 1: “whatever DMD haver…”
by mooxifermute February 11, 2024
Get the DMDmug. 
Dick Me Down Used towards a girl who is depressed or super energetic. A full on fuck session where the guy does all the work.
by GlassDildo March 26, 2019
Get the DMDmug. by shoyosducksock September 30, 2025
Get the DMDmug.