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Droopy Sock

A condom that won't stay skin tight against a turgid male phalus due to a lack of penile girth. In the case of a droopy sock, penile length is meaningless and the condom sags down the shaft like an old sock with the elastic worn out.
While Carl was blessed with inches, he was not blessed with girth. His pencil dick was unable to support condom use as it always turned into a droopy sock.
by Eaton Holgoode January 13, 2016
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drank droop

Similar to the expression whiskey dick... A guy who is too drunk to get an erection and fornicate is experiencing, "drank droop"
Joka: "Yo D-REK you get it in last night?"
D-REK: "Nah dawg, I had the drank droop"
Joka: "Damn you gotta take it easy son"
D-REK: "word"
by DrankDroopinJoka March 7, 2011
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boopy doop

A word said when lightly poking (booping) an animal or person on the nose.
Boopy doop, who's a cute lil kitty?
by meowlnir July 27, 2018
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super doops

Referring to something that is overly positive and/or incredibly amazing. A synonym for super dooper or really, but surpassing the exceptionality of both terms. Usually expressed when under the influence or to exaggerate.
Guy #1: That bowl was so mellow and awesome.
Guy #2: Oh yea! It was super doops.
Guy #1: Totes magotes

The snow outside makes it super doops annoying to drive.
by Brolaggio March 14, 2011
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Pooper dooper

by Ermagod August 15, 2018
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hairy drooper

A naked woman who is blessed with huge mammoth size low hanging breasts (that may feature significant stretch marks), tailored with a monstrous hairy trampoline between her legs that prevents any exposure of camel toe or such. Species often found in popular 70's pornographic magazines.
She's a fine hairy drooper that one...
by Gripping journey January 23, 2018
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droopy-eyed armless children

someone who is feeble and/or a lightweight.

Coined by Charlie Sheen in an interview with ABC News about his drug use.
The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children
by theFishPillow March 27, 2011
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