Deluzion

Cool RT group from Trondheim.

Omg were you on deluzion party last night it was DELUZIONAL

by Annonym mus June 1, 2022

Delusions of grandeur

A high sense of importance, despite the fact that all evidences points to the contaru

Aya halabi - I’m going to marry drake

Person 1 - that’s insane, you’re obsessing over a celebrity who dosent know you

Aya halabi - noo, you don’t get it I’m like the perfect girl, every rich and famous person wants me so bad!!
Person 1 - your nose covers your whole face, you have pimples dotted throughout, and you have a butt chin

Aya halabi - I’m still sexy.

Person 1 - you have delusions of grandeur!

by Realmoneygettingassnigga November 19, 2023

Delusions of Contour

When a woman believes the more amount of makeup she wears, the more attractive she appears to be.

This is never the case as it only highlights their crippling insecurities and nonexistent self-esteem.

Like all mental illnesses, women who suffer from delusions of contour need professional help.

Darius: Yo did you see Emily at the party last night?!
Jude: ya but she was looking beat ngl
Darius: that birthday makeup she had on was outlandish!
Jude: kinda feel bad, she got some serious delusions of contour. Homegirl was out here lookin like Pennywise from Wish!!

by bredsheeran81 January 2, 2024

Delusions of Contour

When a woman's makeup looks horrific to the general public but not to themselves.

In many instances, the amount she cakes on is in direct correlation to the degrees of her insecurity. So much so, they embody a feigned sense of confidence despite the glaring reality they look like Pennywise.

Sadly, a woman's girl friends will never be truthful to her when she exhibits clear symptoms of this condition. Since critiquing them warrants getting your car keyed, tires slashed and a minimum of 400 death threats sent the same hour, the most effective method of curing a delusional woman is either intensive psychotherapy or directions to the nearest circus.

Miriam: did you see Sara's face last night?
Bella: yeah omg! She looked AWFUL.
Miriam: right?? That girl must be suffering Delusions of Contour. Let's book a therapist for her.

by bredsheeran81 October 25, 2024

Delusions of Grant Recipient Grandeur

A co worker who is not the boss who acts like they are the boss, prison guard, and chief bean counter.

James put a bag of trash in my office because they have delusions of grant recipient grandeur

by Liberation Theology November 25, 2024

Delusionsplaining

A form of Digitalsplaining where the perpetrator “explains” to the target that their beliefs, experiences, or perspectives are delusional—often accompanied by armchair diagnoses (“you’re schizophrenic,” “you need a psychiatrist,” “you’re mentally ill”). The splainer adopts a pseudo‑clinical tone, framing their dismissal as concern or education. The goal is to pathologize the target, making them doubt their own sanity while positioning the splainer as the rational, objective authority. Delusionsplaining is a favorite tactic in debates about spirituality, trauma, and non‑mainstream knowledge, where labeling someone “delusional” serves as a shortcut for engaging with their actual claims.

Example: “When she shared her meditation practice, he replied with a long thread ‘explaining’ that she was exhibiting signs of delusion and should seek professional help—delusionsplaining, using mental‑health language to silence without argument.”

by Abzugal April 1, 2026

Granbiose Delusions

1) Delusions of inflated worth to the fashion world;
2) Belief of self's immense trend-setting powers;
3) Obscure paranoia: Everybody IS watching, but only to copy your clothing

His Granbiose Delusions were again evident when he stated "as a longstanding advocate of the Gentleman's Brogue, I'm dismayed to see every sap on the high street tap-dancing around in my once exclusive finery".

by Andre 1000 February 17, 2009