Divorce 

Something 50% of married couples get when they can't overcome their stupid differences and are willing to put their kids through pain and misery because they can't act like adults and overcome their differences.

That's 75% of divorces. The other 25% are for good reason, like abuse, drugs, or infidelity, but most divorces are over stupid shit that the couple could just grow up and overcome.'

Also, only an idiot can have a divorce more than once.

50% of Married couples get a divorce.

Divorce by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 11, 2020

Divorce 

Division of a marriage
Seperation of a family.
It often destroys the kids. and then they are never able to love again.
Exs, often get remarried to douches who the kids never like.

Jack and Jill are getting a divorce.
They tell Jane "they are still friends", but then never speak to each other again.
Their child Jane is now depressed.
Jill marries an ogre and Jack marries a slut.
Jane hates the step-parents, and runs away.

Divorce by happygoluckydog July 2, 2012

divorce 

when two people are too lazy and fucked-up to work it out so they just get a divorce. also is way too common in today' society. people who have had or are going through a divorce will tell you that they have "done everything they can to work it out" but really they haven't becuase if it were true, they wouldnt be getting one. they will also tell you that it is totally the other persons fault, which is ironic because if they arent even willing to admit that they mightve made one little mistake, how are they going to admit more, and this may be the cause of the whole thing. and after your rents divorce, your mother will cry everytime she hears "love" and then expects you to be there for her when shes crying her ass off which is extremely hard cause you dont even want to be around either of them for the rest of your lives. mom will kick dad out and never even talk to him again. only through their kids. they call each other "your mother" or "your father". basically two incredibly fucked-up people taking the easy way out of things without considering the feelings or thoughts of children, parents, and other family.

my parents are so fucked up they had do get a divorce.

divorce by phermone cult January 16, 2005

divorce 

The follow-up to 50% of american marriages.

"My mom got her 2nd divorce today"

divorce by Kristen December 1, 2003

Divorce 

1) To separate or depart from.

2) Separation of married couples or ending of a civil union resulting in the inevitable destruction of family units and the partial if not full-ruining of the lives of offspring tied to both parties.

3) The most selfish act a parent can do second only to cheating on their spouse and abusing their family.

1) The metal sheet divorced from its counterpart as the bolts and screws came loose.

2) The divorce rate in America is above 50% nowadays despite the drop in ceremonial marriages. No wonder everyone is so fucked up: they're too damn selfish to get along with anyone else...

3) My mom divorced my dad despite the lack of infidelity or abuse. My mom is a heartless bitch who can go to hell.

Divorce by Axiomatic June 25, 2009

divorce 

It only has one meaning, that being you can spend 15 years together and then one day your wife cannot cope with the fact that the bread winner is having a few money problems. So her idea princessis DIVORCE and well i didnt have the money for a laywer, so she does not have money problems now she got 15 years of my hard work one million dollars and my son. I ended up broke and with a broken heart and not a friend to talk too.

This is were your wife lives the life of a princess, does nothing but enjoy what her loving husband has provided for her.

divorce by once happy brax June 21, 2004

divorce 

Divorce is the legal separation of two married people. It can be a peaceful agreement, or an angry affair. The effects of divorce are different for everyone, and it is certainly a life altering event.

My mom and dad decided to get a divorce because they can't get along anymore; I'm very sad.

divorce by Naban August 16, 2007