dividend

(v): to masturbate to multiple subjects, and take turns while doing so, dividing each ejaculation to each subject
I just dividended to Candy Apples and Ginger Banks, it was so peak.
by tsissokevin May 31, 2025
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Dividender

An Alaskan who has just gotten their Permanent Fund Dividend and is on a mission to spend as much and as fast as they can on his hobbies or interests also generally on items usually out of ones price range.
Oh joy here come the dividenders.
by Sorrior September 12, 2008
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Egotistical dividends

The fallout in terms of benefits of having an ego.
"There are concrete egotistical dividends; an artist's ego is what compels him to create art; a poet's ego gives her sufficient hubris to express herself in a poem."
by shadyladyk March 12, 2010
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