When someone going off a diving board takes forever deciding what trick to do, often seeking advice from others.

A play on both writer's block and the diver's blocks used for racing.
Zach had a case of diver's block and held up the diving board line asking his friends for advice.
by Brule July 10, 2010
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To suck pussy, eat out, lick the cat, eat the beaver. When a man or woman ( i prefer men)burries their face in a woman's hairy or bald pussy and licks her clit with random sucking here and there. A good muff diver knows to focus on the clit and suck and lick it until the woman explodes into a throbbing, wiggling ectsasy. Licking the vaginal opening and sucking on the lips occasionally is a big plus. You can take it a step further and lick the asshole to complete the mission.
That muff diver sucked my pussy so good I was climbing the wall.
by kinkyraggae February 15, 2005
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"Make sure Diver Dan wears his wetsuit, If not, he might get sick!"
by Wolf89 October 19, 2005
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Someone that aint afraid of getting his hand dirty when working.

Also a character in CBS the units
Jakes aint afraid to get his hands dirty. Hes a real dirt diver

Mack code name is DirtDiver
by JiDe T. October 28, 2007
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One that diver or plunges into the anus (especially a homosexul.) The references is meant to bring forth imagery of a scuba diver in a wet suit diving into the ocean, like a penis plunging into an ocean of ass.
He didn't wear a snorkel but we could all tell that he was an anal diver.
by cool4dude April 29, 2005
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When you are crouched over a toilet (not sitting, standing), and your turd falls about a foot and goes inside the siphon (the hole that shit goes down) without flushing and stays down there without coming back out, without a spash that goes up to your butt hole.
Hey Dylan. I just took a dump, and only one was a perfect diver.
by ATC Mr.Inkredable June 5, 2010
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Someone who performs oral sex on a female and licks her clitoris (aka licking the pearl tongue).
Jimmy was an expert Pearl Diver, and most women thought he should win an Olympic Gold Medal for Pearl Diving.
by Shit_4_Brains August 27, 2007
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