Directional Dislexia

Using the wrong compass point when giving directions; when you say south when you really meant north.

Take a left on mainstreet and head north, i mean south, aww fuck it. google map it for christ sake! No im not taking meds for directional dislexia.

by dwalt121 January 4, 2010

dismember

to cut off a guy's member.

Poor Mason... he was dismembered and now he can't ever have sex again!!!

by danbrown4life February 23, 2008

dimsexual

When someone is straight but has very low sexual desire and is not attracted to many people; not quite asexual.

Person One: I'm not asexual but I am not attracted to many people."

Person Two: " Maybe you are dimsexual"

by By Gabriella May 20, 2016

Disexual

A Disexual person (Sometimes known as Dyosexual) is someone who is attracted to exclusively 2 genders. These genders can be any 2 genders, if you're exclusively attracted to 2 genders you're allowed to use the label Disexual/Dyosexual.

It's very similar to Bisexual, but is not the same. Bisexual is attraction to 2 or more genders, while Disexual is attraction to only 2 genders. You can still use whatever label you like the best, though. You can also use them interchangeably.

I got most of this information from LGBTA Wiki, so credit to whoever made the "Disexual" page on there.

Person: Disexual people, as well as all M-spec people, are valid. Love is love!

by hhjbjbnkjbhjgkj August 29, 2021

dislexic shocker

Similar to the universal shocker but there are 2 in the stink and one in the pink

Tommys girlfriend liked it more in the pooper so he gave her the dislexic shocker

by pef June 11, 2006

dislexic

The way people with dyslexia spell "dyslexic"

"I kant spel im dislexic"

by GarnetOakley January 8, 2008

Distextlia

Texting dislexia... Switching letters around un a text message. normally due to T9 usage

Jim: I got a new act last night
Bob: What? A new act?
Jim: oh shit...whoops, i meant cat... damn distextlia

by KEVINJEWELL April 19, 2008