Dipsicle

Another term for "dipstick" used in a small town in Alabama. You say this to people as a joke when they are acting especially rude.

Person 1: Ugh, I don't know how this could happen. Why does no one want to be my friend?

Person 2: I don't know, but maybe if you weren't such a dipsicle, this wouldn't happen.

by __pseudonym September 23, 2018

Dicnic

An all male outdoor excursion where instead of bringing a hamper with food and drink, the hamper is packed with lube, condoms and cock rings.

Dave and Allan love the outdoors and often pack a Dicnic before they Head to the hills.

by Jimmy Dink June 30, 2019

dipnit

Also see dipstick,nit wit
(combonation of dipstick and nitwit)

an idiot, stupid person / someone who acts that way

i.e A straight up dummy

1: Can pinguins fly?
2: no, you dipnit!
1: IM TELLIN MOM, YOU CALLED ME STUPID!

by Carliebabe May 23, 2006

Dipdick

When taking a shit, and because your dicks too big, it dips in the bowl.

Person 1: "I have to stand when I bust a grumpy so I don't get dipdick.

by Itz_Ghost2321 December 20, 2018

Dinictus

1. A predecessor of the modern-day feline, one of the two species of felines that evolved from Miacis, the other species being the Hoplophoneus, of which we know the sabre toothed tiger. The descendants of Dinictus developed different assets which were to stand them in good stead. One of these was the ability to retract their claws; another was their lack of massive canines and their smaller size, which enabled the Dinictus to have a much wider diet. Dinictus' descendants, in the Miocene Age, divided into approximately 90 sub species which are directly related to today's cats, and of which about 35 species still recognizably exist.

2. Dinictus Clock, one of the 'younger' members of the Clock Crew, as Archon Clock, one of the Guardians of B.

"I, Dinictus Clock, hereby grant to thee thine access to the Tree of B. Behold Its glory, Its Light. But draw not your knowledge from it... merely thine wisdom."

by Archon November 1, 2003

Dipic

A mythical beast as told by Grampa Boris in the Rugrats that lives in the woods.

Little Chiem Pipik threw up his clobbermiester in the sight of the Dipic

by Fukgnuts July 25, 2007

Diznick

Nikki Minaj's adaptation of the word 'dick' in the song 'Stupid Hoe' (2011)
Not to be confused with 'DisNick', an unironically named kid's channel

'you can suck my diznick, give my ass some kisses'

by bigboobies007 November 17, 2019