dinkward

a stupid ass person

i stole some dinkwards phone that he left next to me

by dinkward October 4, 2021

Donktard

A very large and clumsy, not too bright dork who wears his coveralls so far up into his crotch that it looks like he's trying to strangle his man-mooseknuckle..

My God! Look at that man-mooseknuckle! That guy is such a donktard!

by Brian Casperson December 9, 2008

dicktard

Someone who is so retarded that he does things that make him a dick.

The fact that Crosby still can't complete the simplest of simple tasks obviously classifies him as a total dicktard!

by snarfman123 March 22, 2007

dicktarded

to be a dick and a retard

that guy over there is dicktarded

by duckster August 7, 2003

dingtard

Any person who is from, or resides in a village by the name of Cardington, and is uncapable of simple tasks.

Wow how could he fuck that up?! He MUST be a dingtard!

by monsterbingebro December 6, 2010

dicktard

Donald "John" Trump

Idiot: Aint nobody gunna shit on Trump like that
Person with brain: Everybody already does. He's a dicktard.

by TomBrady69 September 25, 2017

Dicktard

Someone who is prone to genital related uncoordination such as sitting on yourself or missing the bowl in the toilet due to complete lack of basic control.

"That guy totally pissed all over the seat. What a dicktard."

by Mr. Vocabularizor August 12, 2009