DikTard

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Some dude who marries his sister because she's so damn hot. He may tell you he was in the military, and wear tight little shirts to prove it..."my nipple could kick your ass!"

Derived from the word 'Dick' because this person things he is hot shit, and tard is derived from 'Retard' because he is too stupid to realize he's not hot shit.

I wish I were a DikTard!

DikTard by Xw1s3 March 16, 2004

Words you can keep

dicktardation

The state of being a dicktard, which is a half retard/half dick. Dicktardation most commonly occurs among the species known as homo sapiens. See also: fucktardation.

How is it possible for these insane arguments for drug prohibition to continue in our supposedly advanced culture? Isn't it time to recognize that the so-called 'war on drugs' cannot be 'won', and merely persists because of its enormously consistent profitability? History has shown us that the only way to reduce the potential for harm in prohibited drugs is to legalize, educate and regulate.

Unfortunately, due to massive dicktardation on the part of the politicians, judges and police who create and enforce these puritanical prohibition laws, rampant gang violence and the senseless incarceration of non-violent 'offenders' will continue on endlessly.

dicktardation by Lârry Dângüs, esq. November 12, 2010

Related Words

DikTard • dicktard • diptard • dicktarded • dietard • dimtard • Distard • _diotards mutuals • _diotard‘s mutuals • dicktardation

dicktard

A combination dick/ retard. that is to say that not only is the guy a complete moron, but he's also a flat-out asshole.

Man, David Spade is such a total dicktard, i bet he likes a nice hot carl.

dicktard by InSoMnIaK July 20, 2003

Dicktard

Someone who is being both retarded and an asshole. A conjunction of the adjectives "dick" and "retard"

Even though Bill was wrong, he still argued the point. So Stephanie called him a dicktard.

Dicktard by Dark Dreamer January 15, 2014

dietard

Someone who talks on Alliance chat and is constantly ignored.

Dietard: Anyone want to get a group going?
Dietard: Anyone want to got to TOI?
Dietard: Should I +5 my Evil Spirits?
Dietard: WTB +4 Evil Spirits
Dietard: Hey Guys
Dietard: Whats up?
Dietard: Anyone here?
Dietard: Anyone got a group going?
Dietard: WTS B Crystals
Dietard: Hello?

dietard by BKs April 5, 2005

diptard

noun. dipshit + retard. synonym of fucktard.

You diptard! That was the last cupcake you just ate!

diptard by freeeeloader June 11, 2005

Diptard

1. A hybrid species bred from the standard dip shit and run of the mill retard.

2. a person who possesses pure, unparalleled stupidity on a

monumental level.

I would NEVER date YOU, you're a total DIPTARD!

Diptard by msblueyes December 6, 2010

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026