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Some dude who marries his sister because she's so damn hot. He may tell you he was in the military, and wear tight little shirts to prove it..."my nipple could kick your ass!"

Derived from the word 'Dick' because this person things he is hot shit, and tard is derived from 'Retard' because he is too stupid to realize he's not hot shit.
I wish I were a DikTard!
by Xw1s3 March 16, 2004
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