singularity curse

the curse of being single forever.

No girls like Nick. Nobody will ever date him. He has the singularity curse.

by Ecnev November 21, 2019

Singularity

N. Having computers operate at 10^17 operations per second, or teh speed of teh human brain. Acoording to Moore's law, this will be reached in 2025.

Do not fear Singularity!!!

by Jeff November 9, 2004

quantum singularity

n. 1: Like a black hole, only portable, and with a cooler name.

"Quantum singularity? Is that bad?"
"It's like a black hole, only portable, and with a cooler name."

by Yon Terminator September 18, 2004

Singularity

n. A point in societal evolution at which an infinite amount of development occurs within a finite space of time. After the Singularity there will be a unity of intention and action, of self and other, of thought and communication.

"The Singularity will occur, there is no stopping it. Embrace the darkness."

by Lyzzie April 28, 2008

The Singularity

The singularity is the point in time where all girls who have instagram accounts link the their Onlyfans account. Or maybe instagram begins to offer a pay wall for x-rated content.

Dude we have almost reached the singularity. every girl I see on instagram links to her Onlyfans

by Rickwinter October 3, 2020

Gastronomic Singularity

A person who is capable of eating way more food than external appearances would suggest.

A remorseless eating machine.

This is a modification of the astronomy term describing the center of a black hole, wherein space/time curvature becomes infinite. The infinite mass of the singularity sucks in all sufficiently near victims.

At 5'8" and 165 lbs, Takeru Kobayashi is a gastronomic singularity as evidenced by his eating 64 hot dogs in ten minutes.

by HHMTB June 2, 2010

Sarcasm Singularity

A statement where the level of sarcasm cannot be determined.

A: I can't believe you violated my trust like that!
B: This probably isn't the best time to tell you I've been seeing your ex-wife, is it?
A: For your sake, I'm going to chalk that statement up as a sarcasm singularity.

by Questionably Content July 4, 2011