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Dildonic

An adjective that describes any object that refers to or resembles the shape and form of a Dildo. Commonly used whilst describing architecture, or electronics.
Does anybody else think that tower looks slightly dildonic?

I'm not touching that remote, that thing is dildonic!
by DoutcheBag December 28, 2010
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dildoism

The religion of followers of Dildo Hobbes.
"I am a follower of Dildoism, and I worship in my local Weak House. You should join us next week at one of our meetings."
by Anonymous February 3, 2005
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Dildonic Plague

Like the plagues of history, a dildonic plague starts with a single infected person that spreads their infection to others. The symptoms consist chiefly of being driven to such distraction and stupidity in the face of easily avoidable catastophe that others who are not infected become convinced that having a violently raging dildo lodged in some hidden orifice is the only reasonable explanation, and that this "disease" is active and spreading amongst others.
This morning, our website was down because someone forgot to renew the certificate! Then the shipping department shipped my packages to the wrong address. Not an hour later, some guy clogged the toilet and flooded the bathroom by trying to flush it repeatedly. Finally, it ravaged operations, who accidentally canceled our Internet service! Someone should have taken the 10-inch vibrating mamba out of their ass before they came to work! We've got a freakin' dildonic plague on our hands!
by dirtforker February 8, 2020
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Dildonius

Dildonius is a name given to somebody or something when a certain level of retardedness or stupidness has been reached; when you have become dumber than a dildo.
"How many times do I have to fucking tell you Dildonius?! You're OTHER left!!!!" yelled the Drill Sergeant.

"Yes Drill Sergeant" replied the Private.
by A$$holius March 30, 2015
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dildonically challenged

Someone who has no clue what is going on around them and acts like a complete retard 100% of the time.
Dude, will you pay attention and stop acting dildonically challenged.
by Jacob Jamaal September 16, 2007
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dildonic

An adjective pertaining to the acts of being an annoying idiot. Ie: if someone is acting like a dildo, they are being dildonic.

As a noun - the perfect example of an annoying idiot.
Man, that customer was a complete dildonic.
Oh shit Dave, that was a really dildonic thing to do, you fucking Twizzler!
by stealthpenguin June 19, 2004
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Dildonic

(adj.) A psychological dependency on mediated mechanical technology and rejection of human relationships.
Participate in life, don't live a dildonic existence.
by Ann_Arbor_gg January 16, 2009
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