dilbert

a pointy green stubby plant that grows on a fagnolia tree grown by a naked midget that stains cement or you can throw at people.

hey man we wrote on the side of the pool with some fresh dilberts and then threw them at people in the pool today

by shawn pasley July 27, 2006

Dilbert

Anything representing utter stupidity or hate twoards utter stupidity.

by Dee-Devil February 5, 2003

Dilbert Special

The ancient art of cock-blocking yourself. This can be anything from what you say, to what you do around a female you are interested in. Basically, any self-sabotage that will take you from getting a girl, to getting nothing.

Generally done whilst out drinking in a bar/club, but occasionally it can extend to choices made whilst sober, like canceling a date to go out drinking with mates, or saying the wrong thing whilst out on a date.

While trying for a threesome: 'There's a way we can all win here' - Drunk Dilbert Special

While engaging in conversation whilst out drinking: 'I'm sorry, I wasn't listening, I was looking at your boobs' - Epically - Drunk Dilbert Special

While engaging in sober conversation on a date: 'Women can't play sports, I thought everyone knew that?' - Sober Dilbert special

by The Avengerer October 4, 2010

Dilbert

A retarded mop that gives you a back ache when you use it. When you say it, you must say it as though you were menatlly retarded.

Hey Tori, I was using Dilbert and he made me want to shoot myself.

Whose Dilbert?

That retarded dollar store mop!

by Ashley and Tori May 29, 2007

Dilbert Gibbs

A reference to White House "Press" Secretary Robert Gibbs' indistinguishable resemblance to the pathetic loser cartoon character "Dilbert"...

Dilbert Gibbs was out bullshitting the press corp with more manufactured answers to preselected questions asked by members of the Progressieve Media's "Elite" Propaganda Wing...

by Jared L. Ohlinger July 1, 2009

little dilberts

slang for "toes"

My little dilberts are cold, I think I'll stick them in this here fire.

by Tommy T.S. September 15, 2003

Dilbert Moment

A situation in a technical workspace that would make a great Dilbert cartoon. Usually, you alone find the situation absurd and instigator is oblivious.

developer: "Here's my design for review".
boss: "I don't understand it. Does anybody else have an issues with it?"

One week later.

boss: "I think I've come up with a really good design."
developer: "Wait a minute. That's the design I sent you last week. This is frikn Dilbert Moment."

by gotChaos? September 26, 2010