dilbert

After having anal sex with the usage of a dildo, the dildo is slapped across the face of the person who just got penetrated forming a shit unibrow (like Bert from Sesame Street). Essentially a bert with a dildo. (See bert)

dildo + bert = dilbert

After dildo-butt raping me, Miguel gave me a ferociuos dilbert.

by Billy Nurnell July 30, 2008

dilbert08

member of the simpsons forum who felt he should be a part of TDC cos he's a sheep. doesn't actually possess any intelligence or personality, but instead leeches off everyone else's. thinks he's far more mature than he actually is, and underneath is just a n00b that can spell (yes, i'm aware of the "thank you captain obvious" factor of that comment). is friends with the most stupid of people: see strangergoat, ricket, flaaron and spoonabula

dilbert08: i think maybe i should go and join those n00bs over there, i would have a lot in common with them. maybe i'll ask them to join TDC like me!

by orgabulator June 7, 2004

dilbertarian

In a corporate setting, tools and processes that are unnecessarily complicated and confusing in ways that appear to be a deliberate attempt to frustrate users. Based on the comic strip character Dilbert.

IT gave me a new tool to do my job but it is so hard to use it seems like a dilbertarian attempt to block me from doing my job.

by CliftonClowers March 27, 2017

Dilbert Moment

A situation in a technical workspace that would make a great Dilbert cartoon. Usually, you alone find the situation absurd and instigator is oblivious.

developer: "Here's my design for review".
boss: "I don't understand it. Does anybody else have an issues with it?"

One week later.

boss: "I think I've come up with a really good design."
developer: "Wait a minute. That's the design I sent you last week. This is frikn Dilbert Moment."

by gotChaos? September 26, 2010

dilbert

Derived from "Bert", which uses a standard penis, a Dilbert consists of doing anal with a dildo, taking the dildo out, and smearing the poop between the eyebrows of any witness, making them look like Bert from Bert & Ernie of Sesame Street.

"Jackie gave Chris a wicked Dilbert after they went to Narnia."

by Tony Burwinkel July 30, 2008

dilbert

Noun: One who skips important presentations and makes them up in front of a small group of people

Verb: To chicken out in front of a large number of people, be a self-obsessed jerk, etc.

Adjective: Quiet, intraverted, afraid, etc.

Go up; don't pull a dilbert with your speech.

Are you going to make this a dilbert party?

by Zzzzzzzzzz..... March 7, 2008

dilbert

1.) To throw a brick at an object or person, often in disgust
or hatred

That teacher was being pro-noob all day so i dilbert-ed his car after school.

by Jamie Saunders December 14, 2008