diaper muscle

The baby equivalent of the toilet muscle; often used as a substitute for baby's bottom or baby's butt; as in, "as smooth as a baby's butt.

Barbara, your face is as smooth as a baby's diaper muscle! What kind of skin cream do you use?

by Telephony August 3, 2012

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An adult diaper kind of night

A phrase used when emphasizing the commitment to the grind, so committed you have no time for even subtle bowel movements. The phrase can also be used when describing how a rather uncooperative food or drink might unsettle the stomach to the point of a bowel movement within the pants

Brad: yo you trying to grab some tequila shots before the game?

Chad: eh man idk, it’s looking like an adult diaper kind of night

Jenna: I got a 5 page paper due at 8am and I haven’t even started, it’s looking like an adult diaper kind of night.

by The mysterious handsome fellow December 11, 2020

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One deeper

When describing the real DJ Hanzel

Dillon - "Yo Hanzel, so what happened yesterday at the MDBP?" DJHanzel - "More like MDPeiceOfShitParty! That was the first party that I've played in my life, I went one deeper, so hard that Diplo got scared and kicked me off, piece of shit!"

"Nobody will ever go deeper than DJ Hanzel, that guy slept for 6 days straight"

"DJ Hanzel is one that does not simply go too deep"

by Lost monkey lounge October 2, 2013

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