Dickover

What you get the morning after sucking dick all night... like a hangover

" Hey, a beer cures a hangover. I wonder if more dick sucking would cure Gilda's dickover."

by Jennni June 10, 2018

Didcot

A town in Oxfordshire that EVERYONE in the Uk passes through on the train at some point in their lives(Didcot Parkway), but never actually stops off at.
Has got unrecognisably better in the last few years, with a new town centre and new housing developments.

Unfortunately still full of chavs....We're working on it.

Prep 1: Sorry I'm late!
Prep 2: It's ok, why are you though?
Prep 1: Train got delayed at didcot parkway, got to play 'spot the non chav' during the wait though. Want to go shopping now we're in Oxford?
Prep 2: YAHH DAHLING

by SamuelC May 9, 2012

Dickology

Dickology is the obsession of studying the anatomy of the male penis, and not being able to stop drawing penises.

Dickology is found in the character Seth in the movie Super Bad

by Jaci and Ellie April 20, 2008

Dickophobia

The fear of dicks, often brought on by negative interaction with male genitalia or trauma.

Dude, get your thing away from my face, I've got dickophobia!

by Boluptuous June 9, 2009

Dickolodeon

Slang word for the new nickolodeon which sucks balls

Hey man guess what?
What?
They just passed shitty iCarly on Dickolodeon
Oh that's fucking bad!.

by latino14 August 1, 2010

dickol

A swarthy young lad whose lame attempts to score some poon are fantastically futile. He will try to grasp any woman with sounds of sweet nothings and promises of Italian food via Facebook message.

GIRL ONE: You see that guy over yonder?
swarthy lad saunters past

GIRL TWO:
The one with the chin?

GIRL ONE:
Yeah. He asked me out. Over Facebook.

GIRL TWO:
Ugh. He is such a Dickol.

by prettyprincessssssssssss May 12, 2010

Dickolio

1. When your dick or balls have polio is defined as Dickolio. They become completely worthless.

2. A term coined by Demetri Martin and John Benjamin.

3. A limp dick.

Man Whore, "Last night I saw this chicks slut bagel and I was immediately stricken with Dickolio."

Mark Hoppus, "I saw your boobs, and my wiener ran away."

by Nick2401 June 22, 2011