dickol 

A swarthy young lad whose lame attempts to score some poon are fantastically futile. He will try to grasp any woman with sounds of sweet nothings and promises of Italian food via Facebook message.

GIRL ONE: You see that guy over yonder?
swarthy lad saunters past

GIRL TWO:
The one with the chin?

GIRL ONE:
Yeah. He asked me out. Over Facebook.

GIRL TWO:
Ugh. He is such a Dickol.

dickol by prettyprincessssssssssss May 12, 2010

dickflop 

Noun. An insult that suggests someone is weak or unreliable by comparing them to a flaccid or floppy penis.

Jimmy: I can't make it out tonight mate, I've got a film night planned.
Mitch: You're such a dickflop dude.

dickflop by Raptor Creatures November 18, 2009

Dickkolo 

A small dick. Derived from the word piccolo (=a small flute).

Brian has a dickkolo.

Dickkolo by assdickcockballs March 28, 2015

Dickology 

Dickology

Pronunciation- DI-CK-AW-OLA-GEE
The origin of this word is from 'Ancient Greece'.

The meaning of 'Dickology' is the study of the "body count" women have. Women usually keep a journal of their 'Dickology'.

Jennifer- "Hi doctor Mike I think I have a STD"
Dr Mike- "Well ok Jennifer, do you think I can check your Dickology"

Dickology by Zestypoopoo February 24, 2021

dickaliny 

I got a big ass dickaliny.

I got slapped across my face with no hand that was dickaliny

dickaliny by j pin 24 May 26, 2016

Dickellectual 

A man or woman who is intelligent but only in dick form

First dude-“Bro my mamas just cheated on me”
Other dude -“man she’s a Dickellectual“

Dickellectual by 12inchesisafeet April 3, 2020

dickelshplink 

An easy and polite way to call someone a dick.

you little dickelshplink boy

dickelshplink by El is awesome! April 18, 2018