Dickweeding

The removal process of the Dickweeds from social media so to heal your brain and eyes from the unbelievable dumb.

FRIEND: What are you up to on this glorious day?

Me: Oh me? I've been busing Dickweeding all day!

by Funny ones September 23, 2016

Professor Dickweed

A retarded ass hole that thinks he knows everything about everything.

John: God damn it, I can't deal with Sam in history, he's such a professor dickweed.

Allen: I know, what a douche.

by Petard the Retard October 12, 2009

Weapons grade dickweed

when someones being a fuckin asshole

Wow that guys being a weapons grade dickweed

by Fuckgoof mcgee September 4, 2016

Dickcheese

Someone who always uses URBAN DICTIONARY instead of thinking for theirselves.

Bridget Youman always hacks accounts because she is a dickcheese.

by Colonel666 January 26, 2017

dickcheeseburger

1) An excessively amorous man of the bisexual-styled sexuality.
2) A sugar uncle
3) A sugar cane
3) Sugar lumpkins
4) A Russian girl who will remain nameless and will instead be dubbed "dickcheeseburger"
5) Please send help
6) They're trying to kill me
7) Help

"You are the biggest dickcheeseburger ever."
"Let's go to the park and have fun."

by Brent K July 3, 2006

Dickweed

A metaphore that's used as a generic insult, usually not very seriously.

Yes it is, you total dickweed!

by TheChudeDude June 6, 2016

dickwheat

crusty unwashed pubic hair

hey jerry u have dickwheat

by danielv420 November 29, 2006