Dickwagger

Just break it down

Dick= Cock
Wagger= Tail

DICKWAGGER=COCKTAIL

A woman talking to her friends at work says, "Hey guys, it's been a shitty day, how about some dickwaggers after work?"

by elwkcc March 15, 2011

Dickwangle

The stroking of a Micropenis with big balls.

He dickwangled this morning

by Wonderlandalis May 14, 2016

Dickwag

To be used as a substitute for Wank, or Wanker. More american than the term wank.

Also a person who "wags" their "dick" too often/openly

"You dickwag you stole my sandwitch"

by FannyCulo May 12, 2016

dickwand

created by mills :)

you’re a dickwand

by mills21 March 3, 2022

dickwong

An extremely stupid or arrogant person.

Tina acted like such a dickwong when she tried to show off in front of Scott.

by Crystess February 21, 2004

Dickwanger

A selfish person who is up his own arse and is incapable of love. He sees himself is superior to everyone but denies it see cunt

"you only care about yourself, your such a dickwanger!"

by Nyancat April 4, 2012

Dickwagon

1) Any vehicle being driven by or transporting an asshole.

2) Any vehicle being operated in an irresponsible manner (i.e., road rage, no signals, driving too slow, erratically, etc.).

3) Any vehicle displaying the Union Jack.

4) Any vehicle burning large amounts of oil and generating clouds of smoke.

Jesus! That old black lady nearly got creamed by that dickwagon! I think he tried to hit her on purpose!

I can't see a goddamn thing thanks to that dickwagon! There goes the ozone layer!

by The Ghost of Tas the Knife May 20, 2010