Dickament

From (Predicament)
A dick, or penis, related problem or catastrophe

"Dude, I caught myself in my zipper this morning"

"Man, what a dickament"

by NDemus October 7, 2007

dickmick

A whore who loves sucking dick.

Awww yeah that dickmick sucked me hard last night!

by Joost1n March 2, 2017

Dickmatized

Hypnotized by a good dick :D. And you can’t think straight because the dick is so good! Dickmatized!

You know you dickmatized when you want someone to meet your father when it’s only been a week and a half.

by Ali Escobedo August 13, 2018

Dickmeister

The upper echelon of dickhead... the DIIIIICKMEISTER

Penelope:

That guy's a complete dick

Simon:

No, Penelope, he's well beyond that.... he's a DIIIIIICKMEISTER

Note, inflection on I in DICKMEISTER is critical to delivering appropriate impact.

by Joan and Mario January 12, 2010

Dickmann

Is a complete and total idiot that no one likes and will become a pedo

Look at that dickmann over there, what a pedo

by Legend10112 October 28, 2011

dickmania

"a situation involving a large amount of male appendages"

It was dickmania in the boy's locker room during showertime.

The gay orgy was dickmania.

by bitchincocksuckerwaitwhat January 1, 2010

bruno dickemz

He is a pornstar in mostly kinky tied up spanking spitting choking type of shit

Jeff: hey man who tf is Bruno dickemz
Nathaniel: bro he is a pornstar that means who ever u talking to likes it rough
Jeff: ohh shiittttt

by Babygirl6969420 December 13, 2017