Dicktracted

the act of being extremely distracted by your hornyness. Thinking too much of dick to focus on anything else.

You listening?

No, sorry I'm totally dicktracted right now...

by nanipoo October 4, 2010

Dicktracted

Being distracted by a male. A term typically used by a female.

"Hey girl, haven't seen you in awhile,
How have you been?!"

"Yea, sorry. David has me dicktracted."

by Margadorn June 30, 2017

dickstracted

The inability to concentrate or focus due to being in the proximity of good dick.

Amy was completely dickstracted from her homework while Jason was in the shower.

by Bobhope808 December 13, 2020

Dickstracted

When the male genitalia and the sex connected is so good everything happening in life is forgotten.

e.g. : ,, Damn Jasmin, I been si dickstracted that I forgot to pick up my kids!"

by #1#1 January 22, 2021

Dickjacked

To be purposely sabotaged or taken advantage of by the powers that be.

Even though the band Trucker played with Weezer and Arcade Fire their local radio station won't play them because they don't wear girl jeans.

It's obvious they are getting dickjacked.

by THE ONLY DICKJACK INVENTOR January 5, 2011

Dickstracted

When a female loses her train of thought upon remembering the finest dick she ever saw.

Susan drifted off while talking to her friend, dickstracted by the memory of her encounter the night before.

by SneakyChiefy April 23, 2018

Dickstracted

When you get distracted when a hot guy walks by

Geri is very easily dickstracted.

by BadBitch104 August 2, 2018