dictory

Achieving victory in any competition by being a dick.

His dictory was tainted by the fact that he was a fucking asshole about it.

by pascha10 May 17, 2011

hickory DICKORY

A nick name for a guy who has a small dick,And is probably alone .He lives video games and most likely has dreads.

Hickory DICKORY you need to grow a bigger dick.

Hickory DICKORY cut your dreads.

by IssaaaVibee December 10, 2018

dickory

like in "hickory dickory clocks", dickory is used as an adjective that will be descibing the worst of situations and of objects.

The clansman makes a good point when he bought piece of dickory clocks for jocks.

by Freed O.T. February 22, 2006

Hickory Dickory Dock

A persons that is slow; not smart

violet : girl he dont need thanksgiving dinner if he got me ;))
mak : bitch he gon starve
violet : no dumb bitch he not gon starve he got me you fucking hickory dickory dock

by Idontneedaplan November 28, 2018

Dicktor Scale

A judge of bad men, rated by girls. Like 'Ricktor Scale' but for dicks. Goes up to 10 usually.

"He is definitely a 7.5 on the DS"

1:*Crying*"Martha! He dumped me!"
2:"That guy just hit 10 on the Dicktor Scale"

by Awkward. June 7, 2014

Dicktoria Secret

A brand of lingerie for hairy polish men called wiktor

Yo b wys you got your dicktoria secret on or what

by Samurai-o October 3, 2021

Dicktoramous

1. Having a unusually huge dick.

2. Being so much of a dick head that your new name because dicktoramous

1. Omg he has a dicktoramous

2. Omg look is dicktoramous

by AlexSophia1393 February 28, 2017