dicknormous

adjective: to be awkwardly fat.

katie: yo, did you see jesse's fat back?
tara: yeahh it was dicknormous!!!

katie: why is larry naked and scared?
tara: he was almost attacked by a dicknormous horse puppy!
katie: ohhh, stallion weeners.

by tara tart cart April 9, 2008

Dicktatious

The act of being a complete douche bag.

Scott was being so dicktatious today when he came over.

by Kay Trags April 8, 2012

Dicktious

When a person tries to outsmart you with words, or explaining words with a higher level of vocabulary, making you feel dumb, and the person is a dick about it, but sarcastically saying no I didn't mean to.

Ex: hey man why you gotta be Dicktious towards me .

by Deandeville May 10, 2016

Dicktopous

A dick shaped as an octopous

Saras realized that Tom had a dicktopous

by Dicktopous queen September 10, 2016

Dicktoramous

1. Having a unusually huge dick.

2. Being so much of a dick head that your new name because dicktoramous

1. Omg he has a dicktoramous

2. Omg look is dicktoramous

by AlexSophia1393 February 28, 2017

Dickariously

When one lives vicariously through the dick of another, usually phallic member of a close friend. Notably not an experience exclusive to men.

Person 1: Hey man, I’m releasing a new sex toy. The launch party is going to be lit, wanna come?
Person 2: Nah I’m married… I’ll live dickariously though. 😏👊
Person 1: 😏👊

by youngbuck69 August 24, 2022

dicktacious

a yummy dick that taste like pineapples

Dictation that was the most dicktacious thing I ever had in my mouth it's the best thing since pineapples in a can

by ownit247365 January 13, 2023