dickstock

1. Characterized by petty selfishness or malice
2. In poor physical condition; sick or debilitated

see buttface

"F*** you, dickstock!"

by anonymous43142 April 1, 2008

Dicktoms

symptoms associated to dick/penis

after several rounds of penetration, Beth started to feel a few Dicktoms like phantom dick, shakey legs and dizziness

by Vegan baby February 20, 2022

Dicksock

A term used for condom

Matt Baxter got sperm-jacked 'cause he wasn't wearing his dicksock.

by iamthesocklord February 22, 2010

dicktoaster

1) A woman's vagina, most commonly referred to a more promiscuous individual that may have some sort of std.



2) The vagina of a white woman who normally only procreates with black men.



3) A dirty vagina

1)
Steve: 'Dude, you hooked up with Becky?'
Dave: 'Yeah man, I should have never stuck it in that dicktoaster, it burns when I pee now'

2)-'Anything that comes out of Charlotte's dicktoaster is black and burnt'

3)-'That bitch has her dicktoaster set too hot, when I pulled out it was black as burnt toast'

by frostedspinimeats April 24, 2009

DickLickSick

Someone who claims they are Dislectsic but they are just really Sick of Licking Dicks. This is usually done to get a free laptop from the school.

Big John was the founder of DickLickSick disease (and left school with a £1500 Sony laptop)

by PrezMeister January 1, 2008

dicktosis

an offensive odor originating from the male genital region. i.e. a stank wang

Jamal is a fine ass brother, but Shanikwa refused to fuck with him after she got a whiff of his dicktosis.

by H-Squared April 20, 2008

DickCock

A person you deeply despise who you would often call a dick or a cock. But, this person, you hate so much, it is simply not enough to say just dick, so dickcock is used.

"You fucking dickcock"

by Thot Patrol 69 June 1, 2019