dicknerd

A dicknerd is someone that was a nerd in highschool and grew up to get a position of power whether it is a managerial position or a cop or security guard and is a total dick about things for no reason. So they are a combination of a dick and a nerd.

the guy at the (fast food restuarant) was a total dicknerd they forgot my tacos and he told me to call corporate when he totally could of given me them for free.

by Jdeezy29 January 24, 2010

Dickter

A person who believes they are number one when in reality the are number two. They are like the cabinet to the President; the head to the neck; the principal to the superintendent. They will never be better that the number one person.

That boy is such a dickter. Doesn't he know I am number one?

That dickter just challenged me.

by numba-1 November 14, 2010

Dickter Scale

A simple scale used to rate sexual encounters with men. It is comprised of the man's initials, and two numbers on a scale of one to ten. The first is size (not necessarily inches), and the second is a rating of the experience.

J.H.: 9/10
An example of a dickter scale entry

by Augustine205 October 6, 2017

Dicktard

A person who is such a dick and stupid that a whole new word had to be made to insult he or she.

Tom: Dude remember the time I feel off the roof and into your car.

Jerry: Yeah, dicktard.

by Danile Redundant December 7, 2010

dicktard

The combination of dick and retard.

OMG, I can't believe he did that. He's such a dicktard !

by fitch fanatic July 31, 2008

Dicktard

A Insult used in extreme cases in which one insult would not be enough.

Dave:Hi George ive been playing that new game thats come out.
George:Oh! its shit

Dave:How is it you Dicktard.

by pricey987 August 15, 2012

dickturd

a dick turd is when dicks are in your turds. you turd out dicks.

Deriks turds had dicks in them, they were dickturds. lol

by the_Obamanator February 6, 2015