dickpocketing

When someone goes to a place with pickpocketing, cuts a hole in their pocket, and sticks their dick through the hole so that any pickpocket will end up touching their dick.

I knew I was going to get pickpocketed in Mexico, so a little bit of dickpocketing on my part was just the natural response.

by coronius_blaikern May 30, 2018

dicksmoker

Synonym for "cocksucker"

Quit blocking the intersection, you dicksmoker!

by Anthony Volpe April 22, 2003

dicksuck

a dumbass person, someone who is implied to suck dick, hence why he is a dicksuck.

look at alex underwear, he's such a fucken dicksuck

by esteban bag October 10, 2004

dickrocket

an individual who is a real douche constantly looking to sabotage a good evening by interrupting friends with requests to have lippers, cigarettes, bud diesels, etc.

"Jeff can be a real dickrocket sometimes."

"Yeah, he is always trying to cut heaters in the apartment."

by GlenEllynParty December 28, 2009

Dicksickle

When your dick is frozen like a icicle.

Dude do you have Dicksickle right now ?

by TheAnonymousDefinition October 10, 2016

Doobie DickSmack

When a man colecocks a women in the face with a big ole donker.

John totally just Doobie Dicksmacked Rebecca.

by Rompanstomper May 5, 2010

dicksack

The bag that the crazy girl uses to store the dicks she cuts off

Sh*t I think she was carrying a dicksack. You shouldn't mess with her.

by lololol8769 December 15, 2009