Dickstracted

When his dick game too strong, you can't focus for another half hour(time variable)

Zack dickstracted me every day last week.

by Tradicktion April 2, 2016

Social dickstacing

Refraining from intimacy (particularly gay sex). Coined during the “monkey pox global health crisis” in order to better explain the CDC recommended health guidelines.

Bob: We should really be social dickstacing.

Jimmy: Social distancing? Covid-19 was 2 years ago!
Bob: No, Jimmy. Social dickstacing. No more anal.

by RoofUnicorn69 August 20, 2022

dicksmashed

The act of annihilating another opponent in any form of competition

Hey, you guys lookin' to get dicksmashed?

by smacks555 February 25, 2011

dickstarter campaign

(n) an activity (or series of activities) intended to stimulate the penis until it is erect, generally for the purpose of sexual intercourse. An underfunded dickstarter campaign may lead to a condition known as blueballs.

It wasn't long before my partner's dickstarter campaign was fully funded and we got down to executing our business plan.

by Snark Chariot November 17, 2014

dickstance

the distance of a dick

From a dickstance
The world looks blue and green
And the snowcapped mountains white
From a dickstance
I'll give you pearl earrings
And a necklace in between

by UCSD Argo 540 May 2, 2003

dickwatcher

A homosexual man

I caught that guy looking at my cock, he's probably a dick watcher.

by GI Bro June 8, 2004

dickstracted

To lose focus due to the presence of or while viewing images of a hot man.

At dinner, my friends yelled at me for being dickstracted by the hot waiter wearing tight pants.

by Carlbud September 1, 2013