Dicksmacker

1. A tool, douchebag, or all around loser who is lacking friends and/or social skills.

2. One who charges rent in Monopoly.

3. A male who literally smacks either his dick, or another's dick, in frequent excess. Can also apply to a female.

Guy with the properties: Hey, you owe me X Dollars.
Me: fine, take it, ya dicksmacker.

or

"Hey look! Isn't that the guy that got punched in the face yesterday?"

"Yeah, he is a level 1 dicksmacker."

by Skye Guy May 31, 2009

dickshaking

Doing nothing productive; hanging around; wasting time.

Friend 1: Hey bro! How was history class today?
Friend 2: Nah! Don't even ask... Our teacher had to attend a spontaneous meeting so we spent the whole time shaking our dicks.
Friend 1: C'mon, there's nothing wrong with a little dickshaking!

by ecrear November 28, 2010

dickshaft

a person who is being a total ridiculous jerk
slang originating in the northwest areas of Chicago

He just stood me up!
What a dickshaft!

by caago August 21, 2009

dickshaft

The middle and longest part of a penis, between the head and body.

She grabbed his long shaft and ran her lips along it.

by Dave Mitchard February 12, 2004

Dicksucker

New York slang. The opposite of “dickriding”used to insult someone who is hating on you or nitpicking you.

James: Devin pass the ball that’s not your shot!

Devin shoots…“swish”

Devin: and you were saying dicksucker?

by Orynami October 28, 2021

dicksmoker

Synonym for "cocksucker"

Quit blocking the intersection, you dicksmoker!

by Anthony Volpe April 22, 2003

dickshank

1) Familiar name used amongst friends.

2) Jagged metal used to mutilate a man's penis.

Jack: Dude I saw your new girlfriend take it 3 ways last night at the frat party. You might want to reconsider.

Thad: Shut the fuck up dickshank.

by Popski December 7, 2006