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Phantom dicksand

The dicksand you get.. When you don't get the dick!! There you have it folks- phantom dicksand..
It's actually like dicksand but not.. When you fall for a dick pic and that's all you get from the guy.. phantom dicksand
by DamnuDan October 1, 2017
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Dickslandees

Dickslandees is a disease which triggers your brain at exact 12pm to slap butts of other people. Dank Rishu was the first person diagnosed with this deadly disease.
He suffers from dickslandees
by Vau fan March 19, 2021
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Dickstand Dan

Balancing on the tip of your dick and then ejaculating so hard that you hover off the ground
Man i did a Dickstand Dan last night and i sware i got over 6 inches off the ground...

Yea then i heard that Eric drank the remains
by Notkyle August 3, 2009
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The Dickhand

The act of placing your hands on your genitals and then in the presence of people, places, or things where they are unwanted. Most common in the preparation of food, while shaking hands, or to making contact with an enemy/rival. This is done either intentionally to spite, or unconsciously, usually after using the bathroom and not washing.
Can provide some temporary satisfaction for the "giver". Females can aslo give "the Dickhand"
You shouldn't have yelled at the drive-thru attendant. Now our food will probably get the dickhand

Danny is a jerk, that's why I gave him the dickhand when he dapped me.
by Jdbbl May 23, 2008
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dickhand

The hand a male uses to masturbate himself with. Also, the hand a male uses to hold his member while inserting it into an orifice or other object.
Excuse me miss, I broke my dickhand when I fell off my bike, can you help me?
by RaFF-L September 3, 2003
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dicks and sticks

used to refer to something that's not really worth much and therefore not worth discussing
Dude you guys are arguing over 5 cents on Venmo, it's dicks and sticks, relax.
by RHeinz March 7, 2022
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dickland

A place you tell some annoying scrub that constantly asks you questions.
Hey where is the blood chalice?

Answer: in Dickland.

Where is Pizza hut located?

Answer: in Dickland.
by Gannon56789 July 10, 2010
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