Dickpocketing

When someone in the middle of sex has to answer the phone or have conversation with someone without letting them realize they are in the middle of fucking.

"Hey, you sounded weird on the phone last night are you O.K.?"
"Oh yeah sorry, I was kinda fucking with Kevin."
"Oh my god where you {Dickpocketing} me? That's gross. You could have just told me you we're fucking i would've hung up."

by ameicanidiot November 7, 2016

Dickochet

When a man is urinating and the urine bounces back onto his penis or pants.

When Jimmy was pissing on the rock, he experienced a mad dickochet when the urine bounced off of the rock and onto his trousers.

by UrbanScholar99 September 26, 2012

Dick Rocket

Doing a line of coke off of someone’s dick.

Things got pretty wild last night when people started doing dick rockets off Joes dick.

by Rick Dockets September 6, 2022

Dickochet

The technical term used to describe the failure of one man to Cock Block another.

Dude tried to Cock Block him, but it totally Dickocheted.

by RyzKinno September 8, 2015

Dickjockey

A bunch of people who think they’re the shit, usually wolves fans and people in yeAr 11

“Yo vasan, Sumeth, Cyrus and Charlie you’re a bunch of dickjockeys”

by S1h2y3u4n5 June 1, 2018