dicksucker

The mouth of a girl who's running her mouth all the goddamn day long

I opened the newspaper and there was Madonna again, running her dicksucker and talking shit about her new album

by Anonymous July 17, 2003

Dickbockle

When you get into trouble because of your dick

Anthony Wiener is in a total Dickbockle!

by Mr. Scruff231 June 16, 2011

Dickfuckery

A versatile phrase, with two primary uses.

1) The act of playing a fool/being intentionally stupid/messing around, but taking it too far.

2) An organisation/organiser, your employer, or someone in charge in general imposing regulations that are completely unnecessary and aggravating.

1) "It was funny watching Gilmore try breaking the ice, until she made that Holocaust joke. Absolute dickfuckery."

2)"Last time I was at the airport they made me take off my flip flops to go through the metal detector. Absolute dickfuckery!"

by Couple of sheep here and there October 24, 2017

dickbucket

a bucket of dicks

Ah man i just lost my dickbucket

by Trifter November 25, 2020

dickpickle

A humourous way of saying someone is a c*nt. it’s also away to insult without resorting to personal insult

As long as you add the phrase “acting like a “ dickpickle then when they say you have pathetically resorted to name calling you can say “ I never said you were a dickpickle I said you’re acting like a dickpickle. Usually the dickpickle is that confused about all the dickpickles they usually concede by ghosting the argument.

“Donald keeps acting like a dickpickle today. “

by Tati-kitten January 20, 2021

dickmuggle

A pregnant bellied man of unfortunate looks and intelligence, who loves cheese.

Rob can't win cantin is a total dickmuggle!

by Nick the dick vaughn November 13, 2021

DickMuscle

A dick muscle is the line that guys get between their 6-8 pack and thighs when they have low body fat and actually don't look like fat slobs

Bro, check out my dickmuscle, this bitch was just rubbing it at the beach with my low strung bathing suit on

by ehotchkiss July 6, 2010