dickmive

(Dick-Mive)- Like the number five but with an M. Adjective- meaning a dumbass man, or rather an idiot who acts in a shady matter towards people. Derived from the word dick meaning a guy who acts in an obscene manner towards the opposite sex. And the word mive, meaning a man trying to show off his jive.

Man why are you lying, telling them ladies your a pimp. Your such a dickmive.

by $Curtman$ July 21, 2009

Dickmitten

Any item or person that encompasses the male genitalia.

"Nathan, can you hand me my boxers?"
"You mean your dickmittens?"

by Dick Mitten November 2, 2011

dickmire

A real dumbass.A non thinking move made by someone.

John is such a dickmire,he didn"t think that though.That was such a dickmire move you ass.

by head dickmire January 8, 2012

dickbite

Slang term for the enemy territory map frostbite.

"Hey hawk, we just got done playing the map supplydepot, so lets play some dickbite"

"Ok pete, dickbite it is"

by Peterrrrr June 28, 2007

Dickmister

A guy with a rather large cock. Name are about gage,lynch,or rather a dakota sometimes these dickmister are the most biggest cocks in the world. never stand in line when you hot or you'll feel a buring in your legs. These are the true cock master, and can never be gay no mader how hard you want them to be.

Yo did you hear about marry?

Yeah she woke up with her legs rips apart like a dickmister!

Must have blacked out when gage got her.

or could have been dakota.

by 12Gman22 July 15, 2010

dickomiter

A scale that doctors use when measuring the size of a mans dick. Except they compare it to animals.

Did you hear Jeffs dickomiter readings say hes an elephant dick

by Mr.Fries August 15, 2016

dickmate

Similar to checkmate when you invite a girl home, lock the door and hide the key in your underwear.

- Why do you lock the door, Peter?

- Dickmate. You have no moves until we do the job here.

by kuro ma'duro April 22, 2021