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Dicklicking Nightmare Of Shame

An alcohol induced blackout during which Heterosexual males may or may not have partaken in Homosexual activities, for all they know.
Holy shit, Frank. What'd I do last night? Complete Dicklicking Nightmare of Shame!
by Dezrespect May 12, 2007
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dicklicker

ay man quit suckin up to that nigga u startin to be a dicklicker
by johs May 24, 2008
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Dickline

A period of time in which a person gets significantly less sex than usual; a decline in one's sex life.
"Now that Jim and I broke up, my life has been on the dickline, if you know what I mean."

"There has been a slight dickline in my sex life lately."
by StarQueenBitch April 11, 2010
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dicklick

hey dicklick, whats up?
by ** June 26, 2003
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Dicklivery

When a woman calls her FWB for some dick
Tim. What did you do last night
Me. I made a dicklivery to Amy's house
Tim. You know shes married right
Me. A dicklivery done right she'll call me back
by Mccf October 10, 2018
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dickliculous

Something that is so unbelievable, it is considered to be beyond ridiculous.
"Richard Simmons is dickliculous." (not to be confused with "dick-a-licious," or "dicklicious.")

"I don't think George Bush is a bad guy - he's like the guy at a barbecue that you put in charge of the wiffleball - but then suddenly, you put him in charge of everything, and he starts to throw EVERYTHING at them - like the hamburgers and hot dogs - and he keeps saying, "we gotta get them before they get us," but then you realize, they don't even HAVE any hamburgers or hotdogs..." that's dickliculous. (The preceding is a paraphrased quote from a comic on tour with Jon Stewart I can't remember his name but he is hilarious.)

The word, "dickliculous" is dickliculous.
by RJ Yeldarb September 22, 2006
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Dicklickity

Refers to a person that happens to lick a lot of dick either literally or figuratively, which could be for reasons beyond their control or it might just be that they just happened to enjoy it.
Dicklickity - Figurative use:
Steve: Dam it Carlos, that’s the third time in a row you have raised me all-in.

Carlos: laughs … ha ha ha

Steve: You know Carlos, you are being very dicklickity tonight.

Dicklickity - Literal Use:
I’ve notice that Sarah seem to be out a lot at night with different big wigs at the company

Brandon: Did you know Sarah just got promoted to regional manager. She and I were hired at the same time just under three years ago.

Cameron: Yes, that is what I was referring to, Sarah is very dicklickity with the bosses. She’s had 3 promotions in the past 9 months alone.

Brandon: Hmm, I wonder if I can get her to put a licken on my dicken.

Cameron: I wouldn’t count on it. She is at least 2 dicklickity pay grades above you by now and has no reason too.
by JoeCool813 January 29, 2017
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