Dicknesia

when your mind becomes blank causing you not to react to the stupid antics of your man because his penis is so big and perfect.

Tommy NEVER picks up his clothes off the floor, but luckily his woman has dicknesia and she doesn't rag on him.

by Lady Cupcake September 11, 2009

dicklimit

The process of telling a girl your penis has a weight limit.

No we cant have sex you are over my dicklimit

by big meech77 October 3, 2010

dicknesia

A straight male's ability to forget the accidental witnessing of his friend's junk, leaving a "scene missing" effect in the chronological progression of his memory.

Jeniffer - I can't believe he just opened the bathroom door on you doing the helicopter dick. Did he see anything?

Paul - Well, in those situations what a man's eyes see and his mind remembers are two different things- it's tramatic dicknesia.

by dicknesia June 9, 2014

Dickleing

Tickling someone with your dick

"Damn, I'd do anything to be dickleing that girl right now"

by Xilef2468 July 20, 2015

dicklixia

strictly in the gay male community, person who sees words backwards, and also licks dicks suffers from dicklixia

Bruce has trouble reading his Gay Pride monthly because he has a bad case of dicklixia

by cj February 28, 2006

Dicklomatic Immunity

Dicklomatic Immunity - The ability to have sex with whatever girl you want in the world and another person cannot get mad at you, or punish you in any means.

Stephen had sex with my wife last night I was sad when I found out he had Dicklomatic Immunity!

by plasticpb July 7, 2014

dicklexia

“The common disorder that causes the person to have it to confuse or mislabel the size of ones dick compared to the actual size”

she got dicklexia bro, she said my dick is 5 inches when is actually 2

by anonymous December 19, 2020