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Dicklash

The result of either masturbating/having intercourse when a spot on your knob gets too dry, resulting in a carpetburn-like effect.
She TOLD me she was soaked, but a minute later i got some serious dicklash
by lkjhgfxzsdnfgfn3 July 24, 2018
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Dicklash

The opposite of being pussywhipped. When a woman lets her man walk all over her, letting the man take full control of every aspect of her life.
Lucy: Jesus Christ, look at poor Tina. She's been with Steev for over 8 years and it's been nothing but hell for her. He just takes advantage of her and controls every aspect of her life. It's like she's on a chain...

Ellie: She's dicklashed. The opposite of pussywhipped.
by Smacketeer September 1, 2019
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Dicklash

When you start dating a guy and can’t think straight about them and are all about the physical/ sexual. You don’t want to sleep. Most women or men regret dating this person after the cockcusson resolves.

Treatment is opposite of whiplash (causing concussion ((in this case cockcussion)): encourage SLEEP. Eventually.. cut off all possible avenues to that dick (man).
Past tense: “I was so dicklashed with Brad. I couldn’t even see how big of a pyscho he was until I found out he was going to court for domestic abuse towards his ex girlfriend and found all his unlabeled pills in baggies.”
by Jada_notpinketsmith May 13, 2019
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Dicklash

When you go from flaccid to erect extremely quickly resulting in a sharp pain in the penis.
Dude I got turned on so quickly I got dicklash.
by Shermanator887 May 18, 2022
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Dicklashed/dickwhipped

dicklashed or dickwhipped is when one or a group of people is persa not their normal selfs as they have now been whipped or lashed by the said dick to only then think about dick and the owner of said dick
by baby power 👶🏾 July 22, 2023
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Dicklash

Accidentally clicking on a news report notification of a real-life tragedy shortly after busting a nut.
“Wow, I came for post-nut clarity but I left with dicklash. I just had to click on that Ukraine War article.”
by Kodmiinc July 7, 2022
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