Dickcipline

The willpower to not bed a woman instantly even though you want to ravage her soft, supple body like a wild animal ripping through animal flesh.

This girl stayed at my place last night and we were making out but I totally practiced good dickcipline. I didn't know I had it in me. I must like her.

by Pucas Leters December 9, 2008

dickjizzlenick

A minimum wage worker who isn't even worth their minimum wage paycheck.

; Sweaty Labor Ready
; Works like snail on salt
; Someone who lives on their brothers disability in a motel.

" look at this dickjizzlenick, doesn't even know how to use a wheel barrow with his $7.40 an hr makin ass!!"

by Andy Jizzle February 6, 2014

Dickzip

Often used to describe a possible situation when one would suffer a great amount of pain because a hasty decision was taken.

The origin of the word comes from the portmanteau of the words "dick" and "zip", describing a threat that all men suffer from - the risk of getting your dick caught in the zipper when closing it after urinating.

Example 1:
Mike: Bro, don't drive here too fast - if the cops catch us they will see that you are drunk and that would get us all dickzipped!

Example 2:
Pike: Stay polite when talking to your girlfriend's father. One wrong move and you will be dickzipped so fast.

by TalTheHotChick October 29, 2014

Dickipedia

A collection of dickpics that every girl recives during her liftime in correspondence with males.

Girl opens her Viber message.
"Another day, another dick... it goes straight to my personal dickipedia"

by Dunjamunja July 7, 2018

dicksipper

One who engages in gay sexual activity which evolves drinking cum

"Holy fuck I had no idea Roberto was a dicksipper!"

by Shatterpulse July 17, 2007

Dicklips

Dicklips is when someone gives another person a blow job and they have like the dick smell and taste on their lips.

Gave my bf a Bj, had dicklips for a while after

by sticks111 December 28, 2015

dickripper

In Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Mr. Wongburger's minions that do the dick ripping dirty work for the construction of his dickship. Also used to describe somebody in an extremely negative manner.

"The dickrippers are looking for Carl."
"You god damned dirty dickripper! You spilt bong water all over my new carpet!"

by Whirlybird January 11, 2008